Enough With The Insults!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

uh! i hate stupid.. moronic and slavagely-tongued people!

Filipinos have been receiving disgusting ang unethcial descriptions from neighboring countries and it deeply sickens me to see how enjoyable and entertaining is the concept of us to them!

For the last centuries.. the Philippines has been deprived from it’s rights, it’s dignity taken and abused colonially — may it be physically or verbally. We are not animals to be made fun of neither are we circus freaks to be watched and be laughed at by those freakin’ foreign asses!


“The Republic of the Philippines, also known as Pedo Heaven or Loli Land, is a nation of some 9,001 islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from China. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos, are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and transvestite prostitutes in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for sex tourism and pedophilia, as well as for a few AZN “al Qaeda” wannabes who have “taken over” some small villages on one of the islands. It is also the world’s largest exporter of large yellow-ish envelopes, known everywhere as “Manila envelopes.” It’s Asia’s only kick-ass country. The people are all about the lulz. ”

I’d kick the hell out of the people responsible fot this shit! REALLY.

dagok. >.<

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

None. Zero. Nadah.

they took my phone… again. for the 8th time my dear brothers and sisters, that is. i guess some people are really opting to follow the ‘taking-of-the-phone’ streak huh? dang nabbit! i hate it when they do that. can’t they tell by the way i hold on to that phone how important is it to me? important to the point that i won’t even allow it to escape my sight ( cause i have remembering issues.. and i would only cause a series of commotion if i go all searching for that blasted piece of plastic). important that i wouldn’t leave it sitting pretty, cold and miserable on the couch whenever i go for bathroom breaks (which in turned giving way for an unlikely event of ’swimming’ ala pail and costed me a good 500php for the repair.. damn it! ) important that i would usually wake up every 2 hours in the middle of the night just to check for text messages (that also causes the increase in size of these friggin’ eye patches on my face!) . well.. you can say that im totally over reacting about the matter… but, i was just used to having it by my side.. every minute.. every second of every day.. keeping me company. *sobs..* kidding.

i remember one time it was taken from me.. the very night of the incident, i had a nightmare.. there.. i was a mother. serenading and singing my young one to sleep in my own bear shoulders.. what an adorable little thing! a real heaven sent. and as i wipe off the piece of cloth that shades my dear child’s face from the morning’s beauty.. there i see.. my beautiful child.. (chala-head-chala..) was my cellphone! talk about weird.. and freaky.. and ridiculous..
then i would usually be striken by the thought of my phone being taken away in my sleep. actually, i had nights where i wake up… having my fingers texting in thin air. (go.. let your imagination soar.. picture me texting, with eyes closed.. with no actual phone!)

hmm.. actually.. we agreed that the phone be taken after the summer vacation.. but as you see.. they’re a couple of shit talkers. i have roughly two weeks before classes start. c’mon! what am i supposed to do now? good thing they’re both out so i had this chance to stay on the line and blabber about the incident. sheeesh! they wanted me to press on to my senses.. pound my neck to death.. with no cellphone, less computer.. no gadgets at all just to get in my outmost focus to studying! namaaaaaan. do they even think im getting motivated with their action? for the record.. i so am not! i wouldn’t want to geekify myself you know! i’ll study hard if i wanted to.. with gadgets or none… it’s all up to me! i’m capable of managing my time.. (though, i’ve been a professional procrastinator for the past years.. but im quite in the process of recovering from the habit) well.. i can always switch off the phone to prevent any distractions.. i may as well not use it during reviews.. which is understandble naman na.. but in case of emergencies? what if i need to inform them that i wouldn’t be home before curfew? in case of accidents? hey — it’s not at all time that im with my friends and i could use a little borrowing. cellphone is quite a major, oh maybe not major.. but a tiney weeney necessity of big big importance to people nowadays. and for a busy person, such as myself (roughly right after the classes starts..) i’ll be needing a way to somehow, keep in touch with the outside world. i mean with friends, whom i dont get to see often.. and loved ones. U.U

haay..

GOD DAMN IT! I MUST DEVICE A PLAN TO GET IT BACK! >:) I’LL BE A GOOD GIRL.

Spooftastik! (as read on the newspaper... )

Thursday, May 7, 2009

sus.. bobo daw ang pinoy? maknyew! ayan oh.. basahin mo. sa mga ganyang bagay lumalabas ang creative juices naten.. pero wag mong maliitin, benta nga e! YAN ANG PANGALANG PINOY!

Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face"
Wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas,Batangas: "Starducks"
Fast Food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"
Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot"
In Manila, there's a laundry named,"Summa Cum Laundry"
Petshop in Ortigas:"Pussies & Bitches"
A pet shop in Kamuning:"Pakita mo Pet mo"
Bakery:"Bread Pit"
Bank in Alabang:"Alabank"
Restaurant in Pasig:"Johnny's Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina"
A boxing gym:"Blow jab"
A tombstone maker in Antipolo:"Lito Lapida"
A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar"
A beer house in Cavite called, "Chickpoint"
Laundromat in Sikatuna: "Star wash:Attack of the Clothes"
Restaurant in Pampanga named,"Mekeni Rogers"
Internet Cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@"
Nme of kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita"
A salan somewhere, "Curl Up & Dye"
A lugawan in Sta. Maria,Bulacan: "Gee Congee"
a Water refilling stationin Dpaitan named "Wa-Thirst"
A store selling feeds for chicken: "Robocock"
Shoe repair in Marikina: "Dr. Shoe-Bago"
Shoe repair store along Commonwealth,"SHOEPPERMAN:we will HEEL you,save your SOLE,and even DYE for you"
Petshop:"Petness First"
Flower shop: "Susan's Roses
A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around"
A Sqiud stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit"
A shrimp store: "Hipon Coming Back"
A Gay lawyer's extension office: "Nota Republic"
A ceiling installer: "Kisame Strret"
A car repair shop: "Bangga Ka Day?"
An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish be with you"
A fishball cart named, "Poke Poke"
A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairliness"
A bakery: "Anak ng Tinapay"
A resto along Mayon road in Manila: "May Lisa Eatery"
Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem"
This mobile massage business name isn't funny,but their slogan is :"Asian Mobile Massage Service: massage only God is Watching"
Ice cream parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat"
Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut"
Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot"
A fishball cart near UST: "Eat my Balls"
A resto: "The Last Supper"
A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa"
A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name: "Mani ni Papa"
a gym in Malolos: "Gaymann Fitness Center"
my brother's party needs business:"Baloon-Baloonan"
a chinese restaurant in Pasig: "Lah-Fang"
a store selling fresh chicken,owned by woman named Dina:"Dina Fresh Chicken"
an actual bait & tackle shop in U.S: "The Master Baiter"
panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop"
Salon: "Hair Dot Comb"
Signage on a resto. : "We are open 25 hrs. a day-no lunch/dinner breaks!
a lumpia(spring roll) kiosk has the sign: "Sariwain Natin Ang Lumpia"
A healthy eating retso. calls itself: "Trimona"