Spooftastik! (as read on the newspaper... )

sus.. bobo daw ang pinoy? maknyew! ayan oh.. basahin mo. sa mga ganyang bagay lumalabas ang creative juices naten.. pero wag mong maliitin, benta nga e! YAN ANG PANGALANG PINOY!

Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face"
Wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas,Batangas: "Starducks"
Fast Food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"
Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot"
In Manila, there's a laundry named,"Summa Cum Laundry"
Petshop in Ortigas:"Pussies & Bitches"
A pet shop in Kamuning:"Pakita mo Pet mo"
Bakery:"Bread Pit"
Bank in Alabang:"Alabank"
Restaurant in Pasig:"Johnny's Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina"
A boxing gym:"Blow jab"
A tombstone maker in Antipolo:"Lito Lapida"
A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar"
A beer house in Cavite called, "Chickpoint"
Laundromat in Sikatuna: "Star wash:Attack of the Clothes"
Restaurant in Pampanga named,"Mekeni Rogers"
Internet Cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@"
Nme of kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita"
A salan somewhere, "Curl Up & Dye"
A lugawan in Sta. Maria,Bulacan: "Gee Congee"
a Water refilling stationin Dpaitan named "Wa-Thirst"
A store selling feeds for chicken: "Robocock"
Shoe repair in Marikina: "Dr. Shoe-Bago"
Shoe repair store along Commonwealth,"SHOEPPERMAN:we will HEEL you,save your SOLE,and even DYE for you"
Petshop:"Petness First"
Flower shop: "Susan's Roses
A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around"
A Sqiud stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit"
A shrimp store: "Hipon Coming Back"
A Gay lawyer's extension office: "Nota Republic"
A ceiling installer: "Kisame Strret"
A car repair shop: "Bangga Ka Day?"
An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish be with you"
A fishball cart named, "Poke Poke"
A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairliness"
A bakery: "Anak ng Tinapay"
A resto along Mayon road in Manila: "May Lisa Eatery"
Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem"
This mobile massage business name isn't funny,but their slogan is :"Asian Mobile Massage Service: massage only God is Watching"
Ice cream parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat"
Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut"
Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot"
A fishball cart near UST: "Eat my Balls"
A resto: "The Last Supper"
A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa"
A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name: "Mani ni Papa"
a gym in Malolos: "Gaymann Fitness Center"
my brother's party needs business:"Baloon-Baloonan"
a chinese restaurant in Pasig: "Lah-Fang"
a store selling fresh chicken,owned by woman named Dina:"Dina Fresh Chicken"
an actual bait & tackle shop in U.S: "The Master Baiter"
panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop"
Salon: "Hair Dot Comb"
Signage on a resto. : "We are open 25 hrs. a day-no lunch/dinner breaks!
a lumpia(spring roll) kiosk has the sign: "Sariwain Natin Ang Lumpia"
A healthy eating retso. calls itself: "Trimona"